May 2011
13 posts
Just Some Shit About My Best Friend Who Isn't My...
Her name’s Danielle!
She is very smart & is currently enrolled in one of Those Schools working on her pHD in fucking Biophysics, which is disgusting. She tangos? I don’t know why I made that a question mark. It should just be she tangos! Because that’s a thing she does a lot.
She lives right off PCH. Once when I was following her to the beach, I thought she was turning...
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Christine: ;) his name is Carson
Me: DALY?!?!??????!!!!!!
– Best thing I did all day.
April 2011
9 posts
Things I Do/Have Done That Are Disgusting & I Am...
period trash
burps/farts
spilling milk
gross beans
So those are all the notes I’ve made to myself as I’ve kept this entry saved in my drafts & I thought I’d leave them in the text of this blog post so as to detract any potential suitors.
1. period trash - I don’t do this anymore but it’s so disgusting that I realized I should at the very least discuss it...
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Interacting With Allen.
I work with Allen and I like him. We are primarily coworkers but also are sort of friends!
Here are some stories/impressions that make me laugh bunches.
1. He once came and borrowed a stapler from me and used two staples on whatever he was working on. I was fake grumpy about it and made him promise to return the staples later because he had said “borrow some staples”, haha, work...
Anonymous asked: How much do lyrics factor into a song when you really, overwhelmingly love it? Is it more about the words, or how they're said? (PS: Not a fake person or a bot. Promise.)
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Anonymous asked: What are your top 5 favorite Velvet underground songs, and why?
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On Being In Love With Tina Fey.
Let’s not lie. We all love her. She’s the dream.
Mean Girls came out …holy shit, 8 years ago? no, 7, but still, jeez & in a very unexpected way, it seems to have grandly affected my comic sensibilities and friendship feelings toward other girls. It’s such a good movie. Also at that point I hadn’t seen very many movies but that does not change the fact that it...
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