Swedish, I think.
An Open Letter to the Handsome Man I Saw Today...
You are a handsome man! Our eyes first met when you were driving behind me. My rearview mirror, your face, a moment to be preserved in amber. You had joking, intelligent eyes and the dark hair of a mysterious poet. Oh, that you might caress me as gently as the cabinet you lovingly restore on your days off from your rewarding position in a nearby school/hospital/fire station/Subway! As you...
NEW THINGS IN MY LIFE:
+ Ecodrink! COMPLETE MULTIVITAMIN, with significant levels of Vitamins B6, B12, C, E, Folic Acid, Calcium and Magnesium! Also others! Unfortunately, very low levels of Quercetin. Otherwise delicious & Great for the Whole Family! Convenient packet technology! Okay I’m done being facetious bros, it’s pretty good to drink and I need to take more vitamins. Result. + One shirt,...
He’s the best! The lyrics in this song are...
PHENOMENARGARET PT 3
I don’t think this is a Margaret-specific thing, but whenever I take vitamins my pee turns really yellow. I think know that this is the only reason I take vitamins.
A lot of times in my life I will find myself...
A dweam wiffin a dweam.*
I think about marriage a lot. I’m at the ripe old age where some of my contemporaries are getting engaged and that is actually pretty normal and not completely terrifying to them. We are very different that way. I know a few couples who have become engaged and I know of one couple that is actually married (has been for over a year) and recently had a child. They are my age! A baby grew...
If you are describing me to one of your friends,
please use at least one of these adjectives. 1. Sassy I don’t actually need any others.
How has this band not broken the fuck out? Did...
HAVEN’T MY SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH DVDS SHIPPED YET
SOME SPECIFICS: All eggs are large. All flour is all-purpose flour. Salt,...– Thomas Keller, The French Laundry Cookbook
I have been feeling very sentimental lately. ...
Whenever I read about carcinomas in a textbook
I get kind of majorly nervous that I will catch all sorts of diseases merely from touching the pages. It’s not a carcinoma-specific sort of situation either—tuberculosis, hardening arteries, the girl born without a face. I know it isn’t possible, but damn if it doesn’t feel like microbes are crawling all over my knuckles and knees.
Real World: Internet Edition
Right now I am pretty sure it is still creepy to say “Hello, I know you from the Internet.” The POINT IS: there are at least AT LEAST three people from the Internet that I’ve seen in real life and I do not know how to approach them or even if I should. The situations are as follows: 1) I saw a girl whose blog I like at the show of this guy whose blog I like. They are...
PHENOMENARGARET PT 2
I have to yawn before I drive through a tunnel.