December 2010
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The letter.
She folds up the letter and puts it back in the envelope, lays it on her chest with her hand on top of it, closes her eyes, and after a while, with the light still on, begins to fall asleep. Half dreaming, she thinks that something of his smell may still be in the paper and she wakes up. She takes the paper out of the envelope and unfolds it and breathes deeply the wide white margin at the...
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An Open Letter To My Aunt Who I Do Not Think...
Dear Aunt,
I hope that you are not too confused by the two “Party Size” bags of Goldfish and two boxes of Franzia wine (one red, one white—because I’m classy) in my closet.
I hope that my mom vacuumed my room so that there aren’t pine needles and hair all over the floor.
I took my stuffed dolphin Dipper out of my bed so that you can’t sleep with her.
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Do you need a song to listen to while staring...
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When I am Sick.
I love being sick.
I like being fawned over & tucked in, having my head patted & curling up into a blanket and not being expected to do a single fucking thing.
I dislike the parts of being sick where my head is stuffed full of fuzz and my nose does that annoying thing where it goes all snorky and of course, the physical pain.
I think it’s worth it. I don’t get sick the...
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We can talk about two things.
One thing can be...
taunafish asked: ummm can I follow you forever?
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Postal Service.
Hi.
I’m in the middle of writing Christmas cards. I really love writing letters, though they are more often than not poorly thought out and misshapen.
If you want me to send you something, respond the question below. I am a real person who will almost certainly send you something in the next month.
What is your address?
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A Year In Review.
I’m one of those people who sets out to accomplish something and invariably succeeds. This is particularly true when it comes to new year’s resolutions.
Those sentences are lies.
I realized a long time ago that I am not a very good new year’s resolution keeper, which is why I only set one goal for myself this year. Basically. It’s kind of private, but I accomplished...
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I’ve really been loving The Blow lately! ...
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Hey Internet, let’s take a second to...
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I created that Jens Lekman Preparatory Course that...