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Paul Simon - Hearts and Bones
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Hearts and Bones - Paul Simon from Hearts and Bones [Bonus Tracks]

why don’t we drive through the night
we’ll wake up down in mexico


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I Know You - Tokyo Shawn

New Year’s Eve getting ready music.

Here’s to a year of minimal regrets and maximal burritos. 


the sky gone crazy with stars

I am feeling warm and heavy with love today. Los Angeles is stupid beautiful - Instagram perfect palm trees, nonsensical sunsets, very skinny bitches. 

Today I sat in the sun and my hair got so hot it burned, today I went on a bike ride and felt warm all the way through. I wake up when I am here and I’m like, shit, where did all the beauty come from? Was this here all of my life? It must have been. No one else seems astonished. 

And good lord, how does the ocean smell so good? You should bottle that and throw it at people. You should make bringing bottled ocean the norm instead of wine. You should take some home with you, here’s a Tupperware.


I read a lot of advice columns - especially at work and/or when I’m confused and/or when I can tell that my friends are tired of hearing me complain about things - and so much of the advice is like, “Oh. Don’t poke at that. Just leave it alone.”

If only. I scratch at scabs, I pop zits, I get very specific about my eyebrows. I’ve almost gotten into car accidents multiple times because I was peeling my sunburns.

Do you know how bad I am at self-restraint? That’s terrible advice. I’m pretty sure we all know that by this point, to just hang on and wait, but I never have any fingernails and I’ve never been rock climbing and when I have to be patient at the post office or grocery store or whatever I get murderous.

I guess the moral of the story is to just stop reading advice columns. That’s my advice. Don’t take it.


einahpets:

Doing homework together

Reglobbin’ these adorable friends. 
Sometimes when I’m sad I look at a picture of Stephanie on the day she got her adorable puppy Elsa and they are both basically puppies in that photo and while I am mad that I didn’t know either of them existed at that time I am also so happy that they are in my life; basically, that picture cheers me up when I’m in a funk.
This photo is going to go in the same folder (titled “screenshots” for no actual reason).  View Larger

einahpets:

Doing homework together

Reglobbin’ these adorable friends. 

Sometimes when I’m sad I look at a picture of Stephanie on the day she got her adorable puppy Elsa and they are both basically puppies in that photo and while I am mad that I didn’t know either of them existed at that time I am also so happy that they are in my life; basically, that picture cheers me up when I’m in a funk.

This photo is going to go in the same folder (titled “screenshots” for no actual reason). 


My roommate just came outside and asked me how my studying was going and I was just standing in the kitchen watching Monk and eating Chinese food. 


Today is such a grey day - I woke up to the sound of rain, lolled about in my bed, got groceries and made a veggie chili. Then I ate it with a grilled cheese sandwich that I’d added parmesan cheese to. 

Right now, instead of being able to hear the sound of the rain pattering, I am listening to the sound of the leaf blower next door. The rain has increased in intensity and they’re still going and going. I might consider what’s happening right now to be a downpour.

I love days like this - I have no reason to go outside for a while. I have work to do but it’s not pressing. I’m going to go buy some shampoo later, and there was just some thunder and lightning.

God, this is nice. 


Surefire ways to get me to like you

  • Bring me baked things
  • Talk about sea otters with any degree of knowledge
  • Be so passionate about something, anything that it sweeps me up into it
  • Clean as you cook
  • Go see really good improv with me
  • Laugh at my jokes
  • Write with meaning
  • Make me a killer breakfast burrito
  • Let me hang out on your couch a lot while we watch TV
  • Show me a cool beach
  • Kill it at karaoke
  • Don’t text me back